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Author Topic: Humor: Top Ten Signs You aren't a Very Good Shaman  (Read 4889 times)
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« on: June 11, 2006, 07:33:39 PM »
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN

10. Your drum and chant ends with "Hey! Macarena!"

9. You find your animal totem in the other world, and
It pees on your leg

8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials

7. You're making a medicine wheel when someone comes
Up and starts yelling, "That's my steering wheel!"

6. Bored with the sweat lodge, you ask the guy beside
You to pull your finger

5. You're asked to put out the sacred fire in your
Apartment

4. You put on the wolf skin and begin chanting, and
Then you hear a growling sound in your ear.

3. You're spirit guide did ten years in the state
Penitentiary, wants to know where the action is.

2. You believe you're taking a mind-altering
Substance, then your wife asks where her birth control
Pills are.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN

1. You thought Soul Retrieval was a James Brown song.
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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2006, 08:18:57 PM »
Thank you!  I needed a good laugh!! Smiley

That is funny!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 02:52:43 AM »
LOL !!! ROFLMAO !!!!!   Good one !!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2006, 07:41:58 AM »
*snort*  Thanks for that.  I've needed a laugh all day
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2006, 02:06:54 PM »
yeah it's always a b**** when you get commercials in your trance states
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2006, 06:24:16 PM »
Oh that was so awful! I love it! I laughed so hard!
Thanks for sharing!
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 10:05:34 PM »
I loved the Macarena one...
 Laugh Out Loud
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2006, 06:32:58 PM »
lol that made me giggle!
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 01:04:24 PM »
Laugh Out Loud  Love it.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2006, 11:57:57 AM »
Very good!  (giggle)

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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2006, 01:14:41 PM »
I needed a good laugh all day. Laugh Out Loud

thanks ! Very Happy
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