When is a witch a witch?

[Sebbi]

Course not - we're talking Dusky Duck [aka Anas Rubripes].

[Zenon]

the other possibility was to see if the person floats, and if she does, she's a witch, right?

because witches are made out of wood.

[Sebbi]

Of course witches are made of wood, but you see if they are made up wood by seeing if they weigh the same as a duck.

*tuts* some people eh?

Much Love
Sebbi

[Gryphon]

I am closing this thread down because it has disintegrated into a collection of quips. Folks, let's please move on...